Saturday, July 9, 2005

Fear not, my droogs. I have not abandoned you. I was enjoying (and I do mean enjoying) a steak dinner and it went long, so I called the governor and he gave me a one-day reprieve from harassing the KPTV "news" crew. I saw very little of the show but I can reliably report to you that Hilary Hutcheson's part has now moved to the right side of her head. It's a signal to Al Qaeda, I tells ya! I'll see you tomorrow. Vigilance!